Do You Write Like Stephen King?
You may have already been to the site that offers to analyze your writing and tell you whose style it resembles.
Created by 27-year-old Russian blogger and software developer Dmitry Chestnykh, the site operates with an algorithm similar to a spam detector. The current version is based on the English texts of 50 authors including Agatha Christie, Dan Brown, and H.P. Lovecraft. You paste an extract from your blog or current fiction project into a text box and hit Submit. An instant response gives you the name of an author whose style your submission resembles.
Readers are already shooting it down, of course. If the tweet I read is to be believed, Margaret Atwood submitted a sample of her writing and found out that she writes like Stephen King.
I too write like Stephen King. At least that’s who came up when I submitted my DWT post “Let the Word Do the Work.” A sample of my PhD dissertation about Joan of Arc and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, on the other hand, apparently resembles the style of Edgar Allan Poe.
Rocket science it’s not. But it is fun. Give it a whirl. Then get back to work.Repudiate, Refute, and Reject »
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18 Responses to “Do You Write Like Stephen King?”
“I put in a few of my pieces and got a variety of authors, too, such as Stephen King, Dan Brown and even H.P. Lovecraft! It was the Lovecraft reference that made me rather suspicious of the authenticity of this new meem. So out of curiosity I copy and pasted the lyrics to Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping.” You know the song, the one that goes, “I get knocked down, but I get up again, you’re never gonna keep me down!” Yeah, that one. The writing analysis website said that this prolific piece of audio imagery was akin to none other than William Shakespeare. Shakespeare! William EFFING Shakespeare! Yeah, I’m not putting any faith into this piece of – erm – technology.” – Diana Watson
Hey, Diana… I can believe it! Shakespeare wasn’t THAT amazing!
I tried it out with several different things I’ve written…. 3x I got Stephen King.
im new at this and love everyone’s passion to write, keep up the good works.
excellent post, i certainly love this website, keep it on.
I posted a story I write in a Third Person narrative, and itt said i wrote like Mark Twain (I wish).
Then I put in a expert from my book written in First Person narrative, and it said Neil Gaiman (which is pretty close).
Oh dear sweet god no. It says I write like Stephanie Meyer.
Ha! I submitted this very post to ‘I Write Like’, and it came up H. P. Lovecraft!
I haven’t submitted any writing to the site, but having read the above, it sounds pretty pointless to do so. Entertaining? Possibly. Useful? Probably not.
i tried the link… apparently i write like George Orwell and Cory Doctorow.
When a baby is learning words, and when she said it properly, then what should we say it in English? Well done or well said or you said it well!
No. not really. sometimes I may write like Edgar Allen Poe whenever a strange funk creeps into me.
I put in a few of my pieces and got a variety of authors, too, such as Stephen King, Dan Brown and even H.P. Lovecraft! It was the Lovecraft reference that made me rather suspicious of the authenticity of this new meem. So out of curiosity I copy and pasted the lyrics to Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping.” You know the song, the one that goes, “I get knocked down, but I get up again, you’re never gonna keep me down!” Yeah, that one. The writing analysis website said that this prolific piece of audio imagery was akin to none other than William Shakespeare. Shakespeare! William EFFING Shakespeare! Yeah, I’m not putting any faith into this piece of – erm – technology.
Possibly you’ve already showcased this one on this blog, but. . .here’s another one, which purports to tell from a sample of your writing whether you are male or female.
Apparently “I write like Mark Twain.” If I were a credulous fool to believe it, I would be elated at the mere thought of it.
I tried this website out yesterday. I put the same submission in twice and received two different results. Strange?
I entered different sections of the same blog post, and sections from different blog posts. Results: Kurt Vonnegut 5 times, David Foster Wallace 1 time.
Hey, I’ll take it! 😀
I put in 3 different versions of the first tow paragraphs of the same short story and got James Joyce, Dan Brown and J.R.R. Tolkein. Very interesting how changing just a few words can make such a big difference.
I’ve put five excerpts of my fiction in, which came out like Rudyard Kipling, Leo Tolstoy, Ian Fleming, Dan Brown, Arthur C. Clarke and James Joyce… those six very similar authors. (Stranger still, the Arthur C. Clarke and James Joyce excerpts were chapters 1 and 2 of the same story.)
I then put in a piece of correspondence (personal) and it came out like H. P. Lovecraft, and a piece of correspondence (business) came out like Cory Doctorow… and I don’t even know who that is.
I copied a sizeable chunk of King’s On Writing into it, and it came back as Stephen King, at least. It’s fun, but you’re right: it’s not rocket science. But my main thought is that at least it’s consistent. I’d be more irritated if it was designed to give random answers or analyzed the same passages of text differently on successive attempts.