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		<title>By: Stephen Thorn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stephen Thorn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, things like this drive me nuts!  I can&#039;t help but want to slap some boneheads and say &quot;Spell Checker is NOT REALLY YOUR BEST FRIEND!  LEARN HOW TO PROOFREAD!&quot;

Unfortunately, such errors aren&#039;t confined to blogs written by semi-literate, drug-addled, narcissistic toadies still living with their parents while pretending to look for a job.  You can find gaffes in any media.  In my state the Dept. of Health keeps hauling out a public-service announcement every year during flu season, even though the spot has adequate evidence of idiocy in it.  The ad says you can get the flu by coughing, kissing, holding hands, talking, etc. -- which is patently untrue!  You get the flu by being EXPOSED TO THE FLU VIRUS, which can happen through the afore-mentioned routes of transmission, but if you were isolated in a germ-free environment and talked, coughed, laughed, sneezed, or whistled Beethoven&#039;s Moonlight Sonata all day and night you wouldn&#039;t catch the flu because you did those things!

I have many other examples I could cite, but you probably already wish I&#039;d shut my yap.  (grins)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, things like this drive me nuts!  I can&#8217;t help but want to slap some boneheads and say &#8220;Spell Checker is NOT REALLY YOUR BEST FRIEND!  LEARN HOW TO PROOFREAD!&#8221;</p>
<p>Unfortunately, such errors aren&#8217;t confined to blogs written by semi-literate, drug-addled, narcissistic toadies still living with their parents while pretending to look for a job.  You can find gaffes in any media.  In my state the Dept. of Health keeps hauling out a public-service announcement every year during flu season, even though the spot has adequate evidence of idiocy in it.  The ad says you can get the flu by coughing, kissing, holding hands, talking, etc. &#8212; which is patently untrue!  You get the flu by being EXPOSED TO THE FLU VIRUS, which can happen through the afore-mentioned routes of transmission, but if you were isolated in a germ-free environment and talked, coughed, laughed, sneezed, or whistled Beethoven&#8217;s Moonlight Sonata all day and night you wouldn&#8217;t catch the flu because you did those things!</p>
<p>I have many other examples I could cite, but you probably already wish I&#8217;d shut my yap.  (grins)</p>
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		<title>By: skool dropout</title>
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		<dc:creator>skool dropout</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>its better to look a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its better to look a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it</p>
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		<title>By: Maeve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maeve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cort,
Your comment was the first thing I read on line this morning and it started my day off with a good laugh.  Love them all. Especially the cross-eyed bear.

Thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cort,<br />
Your comment was the first thing I read on line this morning and it started my day off with a good laugh.  Love them all. Especially the cross-eyed bear.</p>
<p>Thanks.</p>
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		<title>By: Cort</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cort</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I also love these and have a number of favorites from my newspaper editing days.
&quot;He was hoping to pass mustard.&quot;
(That might be both difficult and extremely painful.)
&quot;They used rod iron for the fence.&quot;
&quot;He said it was his cross-eyed bear.&quot;
(I guess we all have demons, and crosses we must bear.)
And my all time favorite...
&quot;The death rate was 100 percent for those fatally struck.&quot;
Cheers</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also love these and have a number of favorites from my newspaper editing days.<br />
&#8220;He was hoping to pass mustard.&#8221;<br />
(That might be both difficult and extremely painful.)<br />
&#8220;They used rod iron for the fence.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He said it was his cross-eyed bear.&#8221;<br />
(I guess we all have demons, and crosses we must bear.)<br />
And my all time favorite&#8230;<br />
&#8220;The death rate was 100 percent for those fatally struck.&#8221;<br />
Cheers</p>
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		<title>By: Anna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One of my students wrote, &quot;In this doggy-dog world, competition is terrible.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my students wrote, &#8220;In this doggy-dog world, competition is terrible.&#8221;</p>
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