Comments on: English to Become the Official and Obligatory Language of the Internet http://www.dailywritingtips.com/english-to-become-the-official-and-obligatory-language-of-the-internet/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:29:22 +0000 hourly 1 By: Delisa http://www.dailywritingtips.com/english-to-become-the-official-and-obligatory-language-of-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-260105 Delisa Fri, 02 Apr 2010 04:23:19 +0000 http://www.dailywritingtips.com/english-to-become-the-official-and-obligatory-language-of-the-internet/#comment-260105 Hey people, Happy April Fool's Day!! Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!" Happy April Fool's Day! Hey people, Happy April Fool’s Day!!

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.”
Wife: “No, I can’t marry anyone after you.”
Johnson: “But I want you to.”
Wife: “But why?”
Johnson: “Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!”

Happy April Fool’s Day!

]]> By: » Official and Obligatory Language Eastman Writing: The World… As I See It http://www.dailywritingtips.com/english-to-become-the-official-and-obligatory-language-of-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-17984 » Official and Obligatory Language Eastman Writing: The World… As I See It Thu, 01 May 2008 22:11:23 +0000 http://www.dailywritingtips.com/english-to-become-the-official-and-obligatory-language-of-the-internet/#comment-17984 [...] English to Become the Official and Obligatory Language of the Internet The Central Authority for Internet Control (CAIC) announced today that they plan to make English the official and obligatory language of the Internet, and that by 2010 all the web pages should already be using English exclusively. (The story goes on in more detail.) [...] [...] English to Become the Official and Obligatory Language of the Internet The Central Authority for Internet Control (CAIC) announced today that they plan to make English the official and obligatory language of the Internet, and that by 2010 all the web pages should already be using English exclusively. (The story goes on in more detail.) [...]

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]]> By: Yes, It Was Just an April Fools Joke http://www.dailywritingtips.com/english-to-become-the-official-and-obligatory-language-of-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-17066 Yes, It Was Just an April Fools Joke Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:01:18 +0000 http://www.dailywritingtips.com/english-to-become-the-official-and-obligatory-language-of-the-internet/#comment-17066 [...] if you missed it, I also announced yesterday on Daily Writing Tips that English was becoming the official and obligatory language of the Internet. Some people bought it. Don't want to miss a single tip? Subscribe to our RSS [...] [...] if you missed it, I also announced yesterday on Daily Writing Tips that English was becoming the official and obligatory language of the Internet. Some people bought it. Don’t want to miss a single tip? Subscribe to our RSS [...]

]]> By: smarty_o1 http://www.dailywritingtips.com/english-to-become-the-official-and-obligatory-language-of-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-15962 smarty_o1 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:38:38 +0000 http://www.dailywritingtips.com/english-to-become-the-official-and-obligatory-language-of-the-internet/#comment-15962 thank god! english is not made the officially obligatory language of speech for every living tongue, present and future. quite a tongue in cheek stipulation on second thoughts- yes, let every tongue easily communicate with every tongue, in which other language but english! thank god! english is not made the officially obligatory language of speech for every living tongue, present and future.

quite a tongue in cheek stipulation

on second thoughts- yes, let every tongue easily communicate with every tongue, in which other language but english!

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